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FBI: "Give Black Lives Matter Protesters some Material Support."
Uncle Sam: "That's entrapment."
CIA: "Inside Job.'
Makan: "We need to distribute 9mm Nuclear Bullets among Black Lives matter protesters. So they can fight and get independence."
FBI: "We don't have Nuclear Bullets."
Makan: "CIA has them.'
CIA: "What does that do?"
Makan: "Have you seen those gold 9mm hand guns? Ok I always thought what is special about them. Then I realized they are best for shooting 9mm Nuclear Bullets. But any 9mm handgun shoot Nuclear Bullets."
CIA: "We found some but they are about 40 and some mm Nuclear Bullets. They need Magnum or Sniper Rifles."
Makan; "We can have black lives matter protesters to 3D print Sniper Rifles and then shoot those bullets. It will not even in signal intelligence systems looking for bolistics."
FBI: "We can give black lives matter protesters Assault Rifles. They are less dangerous than Nuclear Bullets."
Makan: "But they are illegal."
Uncle Sam: "I thought Magnum is condom."
Makan: "High caliber hand gun."
Uncle Sam: "Sometime else. Better idea."
Makan: "We can take pipes and put chemical bombs in them and propel them. We can also get empty bullets and put chemical bombs in them. It is possible to make them in high school lab. Pipe could be used for propelling larger size chemical bombs, tacticals, and other such weapons. For example, tear gas could be propelled from a pipe similar to fire works. Is it better."
FBI: "Do we have to get masks?'
Makan: "I don't know. Maybe we do something else."
Uncle Sam: "Makan has Hurricanes and Weather Warfare."
Makan: "It will not help minorities and black people. It will not help them."
Uncle Sam: "Bozmache. Is it good?"
Makan: "Do you want me to send reptiles and alligators to help black lives matter protesters? They are very good and the dodge bullets and stones. They have radar systems due to effect of waves analyzing the environment. They dodge everything other than lasers."
CIA: "Let me ask. "
USA Military: "Stay away."
Makan: "Bozmache and Alligators have complex psychology and they may go mad and attack protesters."
FBI: "Do you guys have Alligators? How do we fight them."
Uncle Sam:"You call makan to classified material and method."
CIA:" I hate that."
Uncle Sam: "Let us think about something better."
Makan: "Drones. We can arm drones by Nuclear Bullets and have hand guns shooting 9 mm nuclear bullets from them. So we have African Americans have drones shooting Nuclear Bullets. So they survive the nuclear blasts. "
Uncle Sam: "Let me call my friends."
Israel: "I thought you guys only have Missiles and Speed Boats!"
Makan: "What are you talking about. Oh you talk about Iran. They are not here. I did not say African Americans must precession Engineer advanced Nuclear Bombers to bomb. I just assembled a hand gun on Drone. It is normal."
Uncle Sam:" Yes. Israel has a point. Keep it at the level hamas and Israel. Black Live matters with nothing and Police with Machine Guns."
CIA:" I have better Idea. What if we give black lives matter protesters Chicago Type Writer Machine Guns?"
Makan: "I remember Italian Mafia. Well we can have better ones assembled on top of Cars and on top of trucks. Then we have black lives matter protesters to have Machine Guns on cars."
Black Panthers:"Yes, but not enough. We have done that and we failed to full force of federal government. We need better weapons."
Supreme Mathematics:"Teach them how to make Hydrogen Bombs in Community Colleges."
Black Phanters:" They don't teach that in college. The supreme of Mathematics learned from Makan."
Makan: "As I said Hurricanes don't help protesters. Hydrogen Bombs will kill whole continent."
Iran: "I though you guys only have 200 nuclear bombs."
Israel:"I am not trying to make hydrogen bombs."
Makan:" Ok, I have better Idea. We take Trump to camp david and we beat him up until he vomits blood."
Trump:" Secret Service Brutality. Let us join protesters."
Makan:"Trump, Clinton, Obama, Bush, Gorbachev, and Anbar Saddat must protest together in Rose Garden. Don't join protesters."
Secret Service: "All deceased."
Makan: "Classified Material and Method."
CIA: "I though Trump goes to play gulf."
Makan: "Trump is alive. Don't worry. Don't worry. But if make sure you take him with Mike Pence to Camp David together."
Uncle Sam:"One more dangerous than other. Both are bad and bad. Biden and Obama was less dangerous."
CIA: "Will I be in charge?"
Makan:" Cough. Guess what?"
CIA: "Cool."

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